Murphy’s Law
Corcoroni’s Laws of Bus Transportation:
- The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.
- The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
- All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.
- The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
- Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.
thehealthinspector: mostly true, eh?
July 23rd, 2005 at 9:09 pm
buses in malaysia are either:
a. decides to test the patience of the passengers but arriving 45 minutes after scheduled.
or
b. decides not to come at all.