Letter for Mom ;)
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was
astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked
up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently
on the center of the
bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the
envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and
sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my
new boyfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
you.
I’ve been finding real passion with John and he is
so nice-even with
all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his
motorcycle clothes. But
it’s not only the passion mom, I’m pregnant and
John said that we will
be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter.
He wants to have many more children with me and
that’s now one of my
dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn’t
really hurt anyone
and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his
friends for
all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know
how to take care of
myself. Some day I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so
you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the
neighbor’s house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than
my report card that’s in my desk center drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come
home…
thehealthinspector: hehehe.. imagine if our parents read it.. maunya heart attack. Adoilaaa anak2 zaman sekarang :p
